Andrew W.K. Steals Police Car, Leads 120 mph chase in (Video)

"McMike" (mcmike) 01/28/2015 at 10:39 • Filed to: carcrime, batshit tip

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A handcuffed woman stole the police car she was in and then led seven different police agencies in western Pennsylvania on a wild chase at speeds up to 120 mph Wednesday evening.

The 27-year-old woman briefly evaded authorities before being apprehended after jumping out of a second stolen vehicle, the Beaver County Times reported.

Police arrested Roxanne Rimer, of Beaver Falls, Pa., about 30 minutes after she allegedly drove off in a Center Township cruiser. She had initially been taken into custody at 6:45 p.m. after being accused of shoplifting at Kohl's in Monaca, Pa., 30 miles northwest of Pittsburgh.

Rimer reportedly maneuvered her cuffed hands in front of her and climbed into the driver's seat of the police car while the officer was dealing with another suspect, the Times reported.

"She managed somehow to crawl through the window and get into the controls of the police car," Center Township Police Chief Barry Kramer told the Times. "The officer sees it, but he is unable to get back in the car."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/cuf…

McMike > McMike 01/28/2015 at 10:42

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Flat Six > McMike 01/28/2015 at 10:44

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Does anybody else read his column?

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/ask_andr…

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CalzoneGolem > McMike 01/28/2015 at 10:46

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ACESandEIGHTS > McMike 01/28/2015 at 10:49

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Had me going for a second until I saw that it was actually Katey Sagal.

I guess A.W.K. is a model citizen in every way and his dad a celebrated law professor. It was that part that made me think this was a real possibility. You know those kids with golden asses. They'll try frickin' anything knowing that dad will get them off the hook.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 01/28/2015 at 10:54

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When it's time to party we will party hard.

Agrajag > McMike 01/28/2015 at 11:09

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What the? Chin steering? I figured she had gotten her arms in front of her somehow. This is even more impressive.

Saoul-Virage > McMike 01/28/2015 at 11:10

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That girls was a gymnast or something ?
That's one more benefit of manual car : it's pretty hard to drive them when you're handcuffed.

PS9 > McMike 01/28/2015 at 11:33

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Impressive. But you have to wonder what the end game was supposed to be here. It's hard enough to get away from the cops, forget about trying to do that in a police car.

Textured Soy Protein > McMike 01/28/2015 at 11:38

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Does this cop have a neck tattoo, or is that an earpiece?

Meatcoma > McMike 01/28/2015 at 11:40

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I read it was 80mph. Which was it, 120 is way more impressive.

http://jalopnik.com/related-consid…

McMike > PS9 01/28/2015 at 11:47

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Never mind that, unless you plan on staying off the grid for the rest of your life, or leave the state, they're coming for you.

Even if the would have gotten away, ditched the car and lived to fight another day, the end game didn't exist.